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Ranking All 5 Seconds of Summer Songs From Worst to Best

Every released song that I could access. If I missed something, my apologies. I tried my best.


144. Jasey Rae (Live From Rehearsal / Unplugged)

This is my least favorite thing they’ve ever done. Sorry. I understand that it’s supposed to be low quality, but it is just really bad.


143. Meet You There (Meet You There Tour Live)

It’s not even the song. I would never listen to this version by choice. It’s not for me.


142. The Only Reason (Meet You There Tour Live)

The beginning of this song scares me. I'm Scared.


141. 18 (LiveSOS)

Truth be told, I don’t like the studio version of this song very much. Never have. And there’s too much extra stuff on this live version. I would never listen to it. Sorry.


140. Outer Space/Carry On

I’m not gonna sit here and lie to you guys. This song is too long. And too thematic. Or cinematic. I don’t know things. I don’t like it.


139. Too Late (Unplugged)

I honestly don’t know what’s going on with this Unplugged EP. They sound so weird. And I like other acoustic performances. I would never listen to this.


138. Gotta Get Out (Unplugged)

I don’t like the regular version of this song. And they sound really bad here. I can’t deal with it. I’m so sorry.


137. Airplanes

I really don’t like this song. It’s corny.


136. Take What You Want

I honestly don't know what’s going on here. I never have. I just go with it. I don’t really like it.


135. Never Be

This song grinds a few of my gears tbh. I don’t like the chorus at all. It makes me upset. This song drags. Maybe I’m just a hater.


134. Tomorrow Never Dies

This song is corny. That’s all I can really say. I don’t ever listen to it.


133. San Francisco

I appreciate the effort. It just misses the mark. I hold no hate in my heart, but I skip this every time.


132. Independence Day

I don’t know I just think this song is corny. I don’t like it.


131. End Up Here (LiveSOS)

I honestly don’t like the live vocals on this track. I don’t think they sound very good.


130. Invisible

I think this song is pretty, but it’s just so boring. I can’t bring myself to care about it.


129. Pizza Song

This song is for sure silly. But that’s about it.


128. Youngblood (R3hab Remix)

Frankly, this song doesn’t need a remix. It’s so good on its own. Adding anything will only make it worse.


127. Lost Boy

This song really annoys me. Makes me mad. I don’t like it. Not even sorry.


126. Catch Fire

I never think about this song. I never play it. There’s a reason. It’s not up to my standards I suppose.


125. Ghost of You (Meet You There Tour Live)

I really like the studio version of this song. I’ll touch more on it later. The live version of this song just doesn’t do it much justice. The intro is nearly a minute long, and I’m not a patient person. Their vocals are pretty good. Calum made me nervous honestly.


124. Gotta Get Out

This song is nice. There’s nothing terribly wrong with it. The vocals are just pretty lame.


123. Kiss Me Kiss Me (LiveSOS)

Not a good live version. Too much going on. I’ll listen to the studio version, thanks.


122. What I Like About You (LiveSOS)

I think this should’ve been better. It was just not very epic. Crazy that I just used the word epic. That’s funny.


121. Amnesia (Live at Wembley)

I don’t like how this sounds. I know they’re good live, but this isn’t it.


120. Fly Away

Unimportant. That’s about it.


119. Wherever You Are

Kinda catchy, but not in a good way. It’s almost pretty good, but it’s not. I can’t even explain why.


118. Valentine (Meet You There Tour Live)

Live version does this song zero justice. I don’t like it at all.


117. Amnesia (LiveSOS)

I really don’t like live versions of this song. It’s tragic, honestly. I’m sure it’s good in the moment, but I don’t want to play this version off my phone.


116. Unpredictable

Not terrible, but definitely not a stand-out song by any means. It’s actually not very good. But it’s okay. They tried.


115. Safety Pin

I just think the concept of this song is tired and they’ve done versions of this better. It’s not a special song to me.


114. Good Girls (acoustic)

It is my opinion that this song should never be played acoustic. It’s not good at all. My deepest apologies, but it’s true. You’re supposed to rock out to this song, and this is just wrong.


113. Amnesia (Meet You There Tour Live)

This is the best live version for sure. The voices are nice. I don’t know I’m in a weird mood right now. Kinda frantic.


112. Lover of Mine

It’s pretty. It’s a love song. It makes me kinda sad honestly. It just never hit with me.


111. Close As Strangers

I guess all I can really say is that this song just doesn’t hit for me. It almost does, but it falls flat.


110. Greenlight

I don’t know why I can’t get super into this song. But it’s okay because it’s just a bonus track.


109. American Idiot (LiveSOS)

I feel like they should’ve killed this. It just didn’t hit for me. It’s whatever.


108. Everything I Didn’t Say (LiveSOS)

45 second intro I believe. I just don’t have the time.


107. Lost in Reality

Imagine your name being Hailey. Couldn’t be me. The chorus is pretty catchy, but overall the song isn’t the most spectacular.


106. Jet Black Heart (Meet You There Tour Live)

This song has a lot of emotion, but the live version doesn’t carry that. Disappointing.


105. Want You Back (Tritonal Remix)

This remix is unnecessary. Please stop, I'm mad.


104. Babylon (Meet You There Tour Live)

I can’t believe they opened the show with this. That’s wild. I’ve never loved this song, but I don’t like the live version at all.


103. She Looks So Perfect (Acoustic Version)

This is such a lame version of a fabulous song. The “hey”s at the beginning kill the mood. And the chorus sounds bad. I hate it. I’m sorry.


102. Girls Talk Boys (Stafford Brothers Remix)

Another unnecessary remix. I just don’t want it to exist. Bye.


101. Want You Back (Meet You There Tour Live)

Way too long. That’s the only issue. Way too long of a track for me to listen to on the regular.


100. Good Girls (Live from iTunes Festival)

Good Girls is a good song. This live version doesn’t make it any more special. Their vocals are fine. It’s just not important to me.


99. Who Do You Love (R3hab Remix)

I just don’t like the remix. Not for me. I wouldn’t ever listen to it.


98. Hey Everybody!

This song is kind of painful, but I don’t fully hate it. I just hide my eyes when it comes on. It’s a necessary evil.


97. Better Man

This song is too repetitive. It’s the only skip on Youngblood I think.


96. Best Years

This is a really sweet song. It’s a little boring, so I’m not always in the mood for it, but it’s sweet. I’m just bitter that it’s not about me. Honest to god, that’s why it’s ranked so low. I’m only human.


95. Social Casualty

I feel like I should like this song, but it just doesn’t do it for me. I almost do. It’s so close. I don’t think it’s enticing enough. Maybe someday.


94. Mrs. All American

Kinda fun. I get it. I totally understand. Not the best quality, but I appreciate it. I really do.


93. Broken Pieces

I really like the opening chords. It seems really familiar. But the actual song isn’t very interesting to me. Kind of a letdown.


92. Lonely Heart

Conflicted about this song. Luke sounds very pretty. Upset because jealousy. Kidding. Doesn’t always hit, but it’s good.


91. Talk Fast (Meet You There Tour Live)

This song is fun. The live version is fine, but it’s not crazy good.


90. 18

This is such a song they would sing. Do you know what I mean? I feel like a poser for not liking this song more. It’s a character flaw.


89. Not in the Same Way

This song is okay. The production is cool, but the lyrics fall flat and it's just not that good.


88. Thin White Lies

The production is pretty cool, but overall I think this song is kinda forgettable. It for sure doesn’t stand out on its album.


87. Heartache On the Big Screen (LiveSOS)

Not the best live performance. I don’t mind this song, but the intro is very long I just don’t have the time of day.


86. Long Way Home (acoustic)

Not their worst acoustic version, but certainly not their best. It’s just okay.


85. Don’t Stop (LiveSOS)

It’s not horrible, but it’s not anything special.


84. Why Won’t You Love Me (Meet You There Tour Live)

I don’t love the studio version, so I don’t love the live version either. They don’t butcher it, I’m just not into it.


83. Good Girls (LiveSOS)

It’s nothing special. They did it.


82. Permanent Vacation

By no means do I hate this song. I think it’s a fine song. It just doesn’t feel like a real song. Like no way this exists. There’s just no way.


81. Easier (Charlie Puth)

This is funny because the first time I heard this song I thought it sounded like a Charlie Puth song. I guess I’m just really knowledgeable about all things Puth. He haunts my house.


80. Lie to Me (Julia Michaels)

I don’t mind Julia’s verse. She sounds nice. I don’t really see the point of this version. It’s fine.


79. More (Meet You There Tour Live)

This song would’ve been amazing to hear live. I probably would have passed away. Just a guess.


78. The Girl Who Cried Wolf

I think someday I will appreciate this song. I really think that’s true. There are parts I really enjoy. But overall, I’m indifferent.


77. Disconnected (LiveSOS)

This is fine. I like the song. I accept this.


76. Out of My Limit (LiveSOS)

This is a pretty decent live version. It’s close to the original.


75. Killer Queen

These boys can harmonize. Don't ever let anyone tell you differently. I’m kind of having a party to this song right now.


74. Over & Out

This is a good angry breakup song. I kinda forget this existed.


73. The Only Reason

I think I should like this song more than I do. That’s a me problem. I’m owning up to it. I’m working on myself and hopefully I come out of this a better person.


72. Easier (Seeb Remix)

Sometimes remixes suck. This one is pretty good. I can get behind it. Not quite as good as the original, but really close.


71. Easier

This song has grown on me, but it’s still not my favorite single they’ve ever put out. I don’t really like the vocals on the chorus. It sounds too fake.


70. Lie to Me (Meet You There Tour Live)

This is fine. Nothing terribly wrong with this live version. It’s just the live version.


69. Kill My Time

This song is kinda lame. Luke sounds really good, but it’s just not exciting. Makes sense why it’s a bonus track.


68. End Up Here

Best part of this song is what it’s about. I’m absolutely obsessed with the concept. They really nailed it.


67. Long Way Home (LiveSOS)

It’s fun. I like the energy. That’s all.


66. Lie to Me (Acoustic)

Any acoustic track off of Youngblood is so good. I don’t know why, but I’m thankful. However, I do think they could’ve gone a little harder on this track.


65. Babylon

I like the tune of the verses, but I think the chorus is phony. Sounds like a football game.


64. She’s Kinda Hot (Meet You There Tour Live)

I like this version because I like to imagine hearing this song live. I think I would levitate.


63. Why Won’t You Love Me

This started off being one of my favorite tracks off of Youngblood, but now it’s pretty low in rank. I still think it’s a good song. I think the chorus kinda wore on me. I do like how sad it is. That’s pretty awesome.


62. Moving Along (Meet You There Tour Live)

Good, but the studio version is better.


61. Beside You (LiveSOS)

I think it’s because I hold Beside You so close to my heart that I can’t get behind this the way I should. No shade.


60. She Looks So Perfect (LiveSOS)

They did a good job. Yeah.


59. Teenage Dream (LiveSOS)

This is actually a pretty good cover. I’m into it.


58. She's Kinda Hot (alternate version)

It’s weird to hear this song a different way, but it’s not that bad. I prefer the regular version, though.


57. She Looks So Perfect (Meet You There Tour Live)

Not a bad live version. It’s fun and they sound good. I love this song no matter what.


56. Waste the Night (Meet You There Tour Live)

I’m just imagining hearing this song live. That’s so cool.


55. Better Man (Meet You There Tour Live)

I really don’t like the studio version of this song, but this live version hits different. I think it’s sung differently. I’m really into it.


54. What I Like About You

They did well with this cover. Who’s surprised? Literally no one. They were built for this.


53. Ghost of You

Sad. I like this song because it totally has a 2000s sound to it. It’s hard to explain, but it’s there.


52. If Walls Could Talk (Meet You There Tour Live)

Not bad. I would have a good time hearing this live.


51. Youngblood (Meet You There Tour Live)

I love this song. The live version is fine. Like, they sound good. I just don’t like the intro that much. There’s also a lot of extra talking, so why would I ever listen to this?


50. Teeth (Live from the Vault)

These Vault songs are kind of iconic. Why do they sound so good? Rude.


49. Who Do You Love?

Hate the Chainsmokers, but this is a good song. Probably because of not The Chainsmokers.


48. Wildflower

The harmonies on this track are incredible. This song is silly and fun and you can’t hate it. Except sometimes I do but not really.


47. High

I like how this song is stripped back. It’s a good album closer. It’s very pretty and the lyrics are sweet. I do wish there was a little more to it, but it’s alright.


46. Everything I Didn’t Say

This song is so catchy. That’s all I really have to say about it. It makes me happy.


45. Disconnected

This song is so old. It makes me so happy. It’s so simple. Also, vocals are killer. You can’t hate this song.


44. English Love Affair

This has a different sound from a lot of their songs from this time. It’s really fun. And knowing what it’s allegedly about. Oop.


43. Old Me

I love the lyrics. Such a good story. Makes me happy. This song also goes so hard. The production goes crazy. Appreciate it.


42. Red Desert

The vocals are so beautiful. They harmonize so well. That’s the most important takeaway from this song. I also like what it’s about. It’s a very nice song in every way.


41. Money

There are people who like to hate on this song. And they can literally fight me. This song is fun and high energy. What more can you want?


40. Monster Among Men

I like how apologetic this song is. It’s catchy and fun to sing along to.


39. Don't Stop

This song is such a classic. It cracks me up that they hate it so much. I can totally see how it can get worn out, but it’s still a fun song to me.


38. Meet You There

There is a lot going on in this song, but it really works. Crazy that this is a bonus track. It’s pretty good.


37. Woke Up In Japan

This song is random, but it’s pretty fabulous. Especially when it breaks down. It’s a really interesting sound.


36. Kiss Me Kiss Me

It’s just so cute. Such a cute song. Just about having fun and being in love, or something like that.


35. Out of My Limit

This is such a classic 5sos song. It’s important. And it’s really cute. I honestly need to pay it more respect.


34. Heartache On the Big Screen

I forgot about this song until I made this list. So glad it found me again because it’s so good. Very cute.


33. Heartbreak Girl

It’s a little corny. Total friendzone song. But they execute it so well. I’m not ashamed, this song goes hard.


32. Lie to Me

This song is simple but tragic. They really nailed it, honestly.


31. Moving Along

You’ve got to appreciate a pathetic narrator. That’s what this whole song is. It’s pathetic but also very good. I love the shouting chorus. Really catchy.


30. Valentine

This song is hot. It sounds really cool, too. Big fan of this one. Should’ve gotten more airplay I think.


29. Easier (Live from the Vault)

I really don’t know why this version is so iconic, but it is. I like it better than any other version.


28. Broken Home

Good vocals, good production. I’m not always drawn because it’s not very relatable to me, but I can see how it can resonate with a lot of people.


27. Waste the Night

Man, I love this song. The chorus is so catchy. There’s tons of emotion behind the lyrics. I love it. It’s fantastic.


26. No Shame

This was a surprise. I forgot how hard this song goes. It’s really good. I love the concept most of all. It’s a really interesting track.


25. Long Way Home

This song is fabulous!!! A total classic. And I think it’s so romantic. Maybe I’ll play it at my wedding. I’m losing my mind.


24. Teeth

This song goes hard. My mom called it weird. Out of nowhere too. We weren’t even talking about it. I wonder why she said that. I can’t ask her now she’s asleep.


23. If Walls Could Talk

I didn’t pay this song the respect it deserved when this album came out. But I’m a changed person. This song is killer. Especially the production. That’s what really gets me going.


22. Voodoo Doll

So classic. Everyone should hear this song at least once in their life. Period. It’s so clever and fun.


21. Empty Wallets

This song absolutely goes hard. Like crazy. I’m obsessed still. Can’t even explain why. It might have drugs in it.


20. Vapor

This song is so important. It sounds so emotional. You really feel things. But it’s also a party. Big fan of this one.


19. Good Girls

This song is so important. I think it shaped society. It’s everything you could ever want from a pop punk band in 2014. They really nailed it.


18. Girls Talk Boys

It’s a crime that this is from the all female Ghostbusters soundtrack. That movie is trash. But this song is everything. I love it a lot. So much, actually. Luke’s vocals really do it for me, but the whole song is good.


17. Youngblood (Acoustic)

This is just beautiful. And hot.


16. Amnesia

This song is so important. It’s such a good sad break up song. It’s perfect, actually. That’s what I just decided. “I’m not fine at all.” Are you kidding me? So good.


15. More

You guys. I used to straight up skip this song. I hated it. Now it’s ranked so high. It’s so good! Literally so good. The instruments just go crazy. And the final chorus. No. You have to listen to this song.


14. She’s Kinda Hot

This song is iconic, and more importantly, the opening line is iconic. It makes the song. It made me like this band. Not lying. This song is truly a gem.


13. Talk Fast

High energy and tons of fun. And very 80s I think. This is a dancing, driving fast, party rock song. You have to appreciate that.


12. Castaway

I love how dramatic this song is. And the lyrics are really interesting too. It’s kind of perfect if you think about it.


11. Just Saying

This song is so sick. It’s such a good song. I can’t emphasize that enough. It’s fast paced and fun. I love it. Justice for Just Saying.


10. Want You Back (Acoustic)

Luke sounds so good. I’m obsessed with this version. Everything about it is perfect. It makes it sound way sadder because it's all stripped back. But it's Luke’s vocals that really take it away.


9. Youngblood

This song is so good. So so good. The vocals are everything. Even Mrs. Chase agrees. This song builds in such an incredible way. First time I heard this song I passed away.


8. Daylight

This is such a nostalgic song. But I think it’s underrated. It’s so good. Kinda cheesy but I don’t care. I’m obsessed. I think everyone should know this song.


7. Jet Black Heart

This song is so top tier. Michael kinda kills it here. It’s very dramatic and just a great song to play loud. It always hits. Always.


6. Beside You

You guys. I think this song is so romantic. They sound so young, too. Makes me wanna cry. It’s such a cute song. And everything about it is perfect. I scream this song in the car.


5. I Miss You (Unplugged)

I can’t believe how much I like this. It doesn’t feel real. Especially since I hate the rest of the songs on this EP. But they do this song so well. I even prefer this over the original. Sue me. I think they’re young vocals sound so good and it’s just really pretty and meaningful.


4. Want You Back

I’m literally obsessed with this song. I love the concept, I love the production, I love the vocals. It’s sad, it’s desperate, but it’s also fun and catchy. It should’ve gotten more attention. I know this is pretty basic for my top 5, but it’s really important to me.


3. Story of Another Us

I do not understand how this is a bonus track. This song is so fantastic. It is so unbelievably good. I love the lyrics. And they all sound so good. It’s just so classic. Thank you.


2. She Looks So Perfect

Having this be in my top 5 is pretty basic, I know. I’m perfectly aware. But I don’t care because this song is such a masterpiece. The world changed when this song dropped.


1. The Space Between a Rock and a Hard Place

This song is my favorite. I’m so glad it exists, and I think it’s criminal that it’s a bonus track that nobody knows about. Like why is it hidden? Why is it hard to find? Rude. Offensive, even. The tune is so fantastic and you just have to dance and sing to it.



Okay thank you for reading this. My opinion is probably right. Sorry if I missed any tracks. If they release another project I will update but give me some time because ew.

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