Uncanny Valley by COIN Review

I have never listened to a COIN album but I think everyone else in the entire world has been to their concert.

Learning: This feels like they’re trying to sound smart.

Cutie: This is fun. It’s not the most memorable song, but it sounds nice. Good background noise.

Chapstick: This had cool production. I’ve heard it on the radio before. It’s good.

Take A Picture: This song is pretty cool. I like how it sounds. Hot take.

Brad Pitt: This is cool. He never says Brad Pitt I don’t think, but it’s fine. I like Brad Pitt. He’s great.

Killing Me: This song is sad and I like it. It’s really pretty and I think it’s pretty great. It’s depressing but doesn’t really sound like it.

I Think I Met You In A Dream: This song was boring, but it sounded nice.

Blackbox: Like I could fall asleep to this. Very boring.

It Works: This was fine. Very average.

Take The Stairs: I like this song. The production is cool. It’s more exciting than a lot of what I’ve heard so far.

Getting Older: This song was good. That’s all.

Watering A Dead Flower: This song kind of sounded cool but I don’t know. It didn’t work. Bummer.

Plug Me In: This was okay. Pretty music.

Loving: This song was good. I liked it. Good stuff.

Final Ranking:

Killing Me

Take The Stairs

Take A Picture

Chapstick

Loving

Brad Pitt

Getting Older

Cutie

Watering A Dead Flower

It Works

I Think I Met You In A Dream

Blackbox

Plug Me In

Learning

This album was fine. Some songs sounded cool. Most of them were fine but forgettable. It gets a 6.18/10. bye