TURN OFF THE LIGHT by Kim Petras Review

I love Kim Petras as a person. This is her Halloween themed album.

Purgatory: A sick dance instrumental to start off this Halloween album. Can’t lie, it's pretty good.

There Will Be Blood: Purgatory leads right into this song. That’s sick. I like this song. It’s like a club mixed with creepy psycho shit.

Bloody Valentine: Again, the previous song just flows right into this one. This is just another instrumental type thing. Not a real song, just a cool club beat type thing.

Wrong Turn: It starts off creepy. I won’t lie. Another good song. It’s creepy but the pop beat and production behind it makes it so fun. And the ending breakdown omg. That bumps the song quality up so much.

<demons>: This is another interlude. There might be a lot of these, I don’t know. This is the third one already and it’s the fifth song. Only two real songs. It’s fine, it's a little under 2 minutes.

Massacre: She samples a Christmas song while singing about a massacre. Queen. This song slaps. Halloween songs are it. And it ends in scary knife sounds

Knives: Just a ton of scary knife sounds with a cool beat behind it.

Death by Sex: Too much autotune for my taste. And not the most genius song lyrics either. Pretty much repeating sex over and over again. Catchy but not enough to redeem it. Meh. The ending SCARY.

o m e n: Another instrumental are you kidding me Kim??????

Close Your Eyes: This song is it. The chorus is so good omg. All of it is good but the chorus is gold.

TRANSylvania: Instrumental/

Turn Off the Light: This isn’t a bad song. It’s just pretty average for being a title track. It’s fine tho.

Tell Me It's a Nightmare: This is a pretty good song. Not the most exciting but her vocals are good in it. It has a pretty long outro that I’m not into.

i don't wanna die...: This is just another transition song but there are some words. She just says she doesn’t want to die, which is fair.

In the Next Life: She’s speaking some German in this song. That’s fun. I like some parts of this song and other parts not so much. Her voice is really pretty when she goes low. I do like the ending of this song.

Boo! Bitch!: Hey guess what? Another interlude. I guess the trend is pretty much between every full length song she puts a little dance/EDM interlude. That’s fun. I think the name of this song is fun so I guess I like it.

Everybody Dies: Okay last song. She starts off by telling us what’s good. Everybody dies. She’s like “It’s inevitable so I’m gonna live it up.” Not the most original concept but well executed so I like it. Also lol never knew she was trans. Happy for her.

Final Ranking:

Close Your Eyes

There Will Be Blood

Wrong Turn

Everybody Dies

Massacre

Tell Me It’s a Nightmare

Turn Off the Light

In the Next Life

i don’t wanna die…

Boo! Bitch!

Purgatory

Bloody Valentine

<demons>

o m e n

Knives

TRANSylvania

Death By Sex

Disappointed but I still love Kim Petras. So much. Close Your Eyes is an amazing song. This album gets a 3.82/10. bye