The Boy Named If by Elvis Costello & The Imposters Review

I’ve never even heard of this dude.

Farewell, OK: I guess I’m just having a hard time understanding why he sounds so goddamn happy. He’s old. I don’t get it.

The Boy Named If: I just can’t you guys. I am getting worn out by this stupid man.

Penelope Halfpenny: This guy reminds me of a guy who would totally trick you. God I hate him so much.

The Difference: It’s just way too happy sounding. But in a horrible way. I don’t mind happiness. But this is so shitty. I feel like I’ve never hated anything more.

What If I Can’t Give You Anything But Love?: It’s just not good. Not to me.

Paint The Red Rose Blue: This is painful. I hate this so much.

Mistook Me For A Friend: I really did not like this song. It’s just not for me. I’ve never felt more detached.

My Most Beautiful Mistake: This felt like a normal song. It was nice of him to include it.

Magnificent Hurt: This was brutal you guys. But I liked the one instrument that sounded a little bit like Halloween.

The Man You Love To Hate: He just doesn’t sound like a real person.

The Death Of Magic Thinking: This song is making me squirm. This Elvis guy just seems so untrustworthy. I think if I saw him I would run and hide.

Trick Out The Truth: This is ok.

Mr. Crescent: This wasn’t horrible. Didn’t make me want to die.

Final Ranking:

My Most Beautiful Mistake

Mr. Crescent

Farewell, OK

The Boy Named If

Magnificent Hurt

Trick Out The Truth

Mistook Me For A Friend

The Man You Love To Hate

Paint The Red Rose Blue

What If I Can’t Give you Anything But Love?

The Difference

Penelope Halfpenny

The Death of Magic Thinking

Fuck this album bruh. Maybe I have horrible taste but this made me so hateful. It gets a 2.58/10. bye