Certified Lover Boy by Drake Review

I’ve never listened to a full Drake record. I’m nervous. I don’t even know what to expect. Why is he a lesbian?

Champagne Poetry: I didn’t really like this song. I was bored. It was very long.

Papi’s Home: This song is kinda fun. I don’t mind it. There’s a lot of talking, though.

Girls Want Girls (feat. Lil Baby): He’s a lesbian. There’s some mumbling in this song. And I’m not feeling Lil Baby. I’m sorry.

In The Bible (feat. Lil Durk & GIVEON): I don’t see the appeal in this song at all. I’m so bored. I’m so sorry.

Love All (feat. JAY-Z): I like JAY-Z. But not Drake. Not here. Not now. It’s just so underwhelming.

Fair Trade (feat. Travis Scott): Ok, this one isn’t so bad. I could have a good time to this.

Way 2 Sexy (feat. Future & Young Thug): I see the appeal. I think this song is funny.

TSU: The intro to this song was too much for me. I don’t approve. But the rest of the song was actually pretty good. Surprised by it.

N 2 Deep (feat. Future): I’m not into this song. I’m bored and I just don’t get it. My apologies. For real.

Pipe Down: I like that he sounds mad. It makes the song interesting.

Yebba’s Heartbreak (with Yebba): Yebba sounds nice I guess.

No Friends In The Industry: This was fun.

Knife Talk (feat. 21 Savage & Project Pat): This song isn’t that bad. I’m bored sometimes, but other times I’m chillin.

7am On Bridle Path: I just don’t care about what he’s saying. I don’t think this is my type of music.

Race My Mind: I can’t lie. I’m into this song. I’m a sucker for singing Drake.

Fountains (feat. Tems): This song is interesting but also boring. Crazy how that works.

Get Along Better (feat. Ty Dolla $ign): I don’t mind this song. I like the production. Drake sounds good. Happy for him.

You Only Live Twice (feat. Lil Wayne & Rick Ross): Lil Wayne has never disappointed me. Ever. I say that with my whole chest.

IMY2 (feat. Kid Cudi): I don’t mind Kid Cudi’s parts. I do mind Drake’s parts. He’s irritating me on this track.

F*****g Fans: I would never listen to this song again.

The Remorse: I’m gonna pay this track some respect, but just know I don’t like it.

Final Ranking:

Race My Mind

You Only Live Twice

Way 2 Sexy

Fair Trade

Get Along Better

Pipe Down

No Friends In The Industry

TSU

Papi’s Home

IMY2

Knife Talk

Fountains

Girls Want Girls

N 2 Deep

7am On Bridle Path

Yebba’s Heartbreak

Love All

The Remorse

Champagne Poetry

F*****g Fans

In The Bible

Not surprised I didn’t like this. I only really like Drake’s big hits. That’s okay. At least I tried. It gets a 4.69/10. bye